* The overwhelmingly most common way most waiters ask if you’d like dessert. We were asked this tonight and after a slight delay and noticing that all were indicating that we were full, Joelle responded, “I’m saving room for dessert!”

* Mommie: “Joelle, why do you pull your hair down straight in your face.” Joelle: “because I do.”

* We always know when Joelle has been to the bathroom. She comes back with her arms all soaped up and her hair slicked down.

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