This morning Joelle said to Chris, “I love my closet doors.” “Why?” Chris asked. Joelle replied, “because it has clothes.”He questioned her love for closet doors by asking, “Isn’t it really the closet that you love, then?” He realized that there are pockets for clothes on one of the two doors and said, “I guess you can love THAT door (pointing)”. She went up to the door and gave it a kiss.

Chris later retorted, “That’s interesting, I was just reading a study that said 57% of 3 year olds are completely indifferent to their closet doors.”